The Good Vibe
I spent 5 minutes laughing at this. Look at his face.
U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
"It’s a metapod, see"
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account